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Bring your fly swatter

If you were raised in the south then you already know the significance of the text and could probably anticipate what I'm about to say. For those without the privilege of going in the south, let me explain the revelation. A Fly swatter is a device designed to deter flies from a particular area. They are most often used in and around meal preparation and presentation. If you want to keep the nosome pests out of your celebration, you need to wave a flyswatter to keep flies from rests near something that was never designed for them.


Seasons are shifted and celebration tables are being set with you as the guest of honor. Unfortunately, uninvited pests (haters, the thirsty, the social climbers, etc) will come, too. Bring the fly swatter.


Today's prayer: Fan my enemies with predatory intentions over everything that you have designed for me.


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